His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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