What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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