Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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