is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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