You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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