well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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