3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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