school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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