she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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