I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Randomize
