I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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