It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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