I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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