You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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