my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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