i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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