i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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