so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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