I only kidnapped one of them. chill
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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