dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Terrible idea I love it
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize
