of course. lets lasso hookers.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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