When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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