I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Acid is not a monday night drug
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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