I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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