So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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