Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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