New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
only you would photoshop your dick
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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