so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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