Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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