Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
