"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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