Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
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