Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Houston, we have a blender
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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