How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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