no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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