My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
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