Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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