ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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