i barfeds in our rink
ttyl tear gas
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Randomize
