fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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