I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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