Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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