You work out of a Hotel?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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