She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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