How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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