Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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