proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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