Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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