I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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