Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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