Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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