I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
