I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
i believe in u and ur pee
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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