Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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