She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
