you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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