Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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